The Patiate of Quadzia and Arskoboldia is a huge, socially progressive nation, ruled by Ayadiness I with an even hand, and renowned for its irreverence towards religion, devotion to social welfare, and stringent health and safety legislation. The compassionate, democratic population of 988 million Quadzia and Arskoboldians are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The large government juggles the competing demands of Education, Welfare, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Quadzenburg. The average income tax rate is 49.4%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The sizeable but underdeveloped Quadzia and Arskoboldian economy, worth 38.6 trillion Niesyns a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Book Publishing industry, with major contributions from Cheese Exports, Trout Farming, and Information Technology. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 39,091 Niesyns, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Quadzian slobs with strange deformities like three eyes and tentacles have been seen prancing through the countryside where industrial waste is dumped, it's considered providence that the political lexicon contains a syrup of company slogans, angry citizens complain that there isn't enough geographical diversity on the new banknotes, and strict term limits have been applied to all elected offices. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Quadzia and Arskoboldia's national animal is the Quadzian slob, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Quadzia and Arskoboldia is ranked 203,462^nd in the world and 965^th in Europeia for Fattest Citizens, with 9.26 Obesity Rate.